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Build a Tinfoil Hat for Brain Protection

March 27th, 2008 · 9 Comments

*Ranger Man looks to the left, to the right, and whispers*
Shhhh! They’re listening.”

Who?
The aliens, of course, the Illuminati,
George Bush, and Richard Simmons.

Not only are they listening, they’re reading our minds. Quick - don’t think! Don’t process these words in your head until  you’ve secured your dome. Protect yourself from the brain scans. How? A tinfoil hat, of course. They’re easy to make. Here’s how:

  1. Buy a roll of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil. Buy only the heavy duty type. The slight extra cost is worth the extra protection. Pay with cash so “they” can’t track your purchase.
  2. Find your favorite hat.
  3. Construct! Just do what your daddy told you to do as you left for college, “Make sure you wrap it.”

I chose my Browning cap - and I wrapped it.

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This design works well WTSHTF and EVERYONE is on board with the brain scan battle, but if you wear this outside before that stage, everyone will think you’re crazy. Everyone except me anyway. Instead, line the INSIDE of your cap and no one will know. It’s less comfortable, but it still works.

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Using a baseball cap won’t protect your cerebellum, but it should secure your thoughts. For complete cerebellum protection you’ll need a hat with a long neck flap that extends down the back to your shoulders. These hats are worn in the desert and you can find them in military surplus stores.

True story: I once knew a guy in college who we called “Wild Bill”. Wild Bill was at a party one rainy, stormy night, he got sloshed, and entered a game of truth or dare. He chose dare and they dared him to take off his clothes, wrap his body in tinfoil, go outside in the lightning storm, and run down the street and back. He took the dare, but unfortunately for him, there were cops outside! The cops stopped him and charged him with attempted suicide - LOL - it’s true!

- Ranger Man

BTW: It’s also sweet, shameless book promotion day. You totally gotta check out my NEW favorite SHTFblog Army Field Manual in grid-down, EMP-proof, easy-to-read paperback version. Yep, Combined Arms Operations in Urban Terrain. Trust me, you’ll want this 8.5×11 664 page behemoth urban combat book. Just look at how thick it is - hell, it’s waist high to Duke!

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Sweet, huh? It’s $24.95, but only because it’s so friggin’ HUGE. Pretty much if you’ve ever wondered how to conduct urban combat, how to take a city, move through a building or city streets, conduct an urban ambush, assess urban terrain, set up a fighting position in a basement or on a rooftop, identify and avoid toxic sites, etc., this book is for you. The best thing about paperback is that when shit hits the fan, it’s there, in your survival book collection ready for reference. Here is sample of text on selecting and preparing fighting positions:

  1. Make minimum changes to the outside appearance of buildings where positions are located.
  2. Screen or block windows and other openings to keep the enemy from seeing in and tossing hand grenades. This must be done so that the enemy cannot tell which openings the defenders are behind.
  3. Remove combustible material to limit the danger of fire. Fires are dangerous to defenders and create smoke that could conceal attacking troops.
  4. Turn off electricity and gas. Both propane and natural gas are explosive. Natural gas is also poisonous, displaces oxygen, and is not filtered by a protective mask.
  5. Locate positions so as not to establish a pattern. Units should avoid obvious firing locations like towers.
  6. Camouflage positions.
  7. Reinforce positions with all materials available such as mattresses, furniture, and so forth.
  8. Block stairwells and doorways with wire or other material to prevent enemy movement. Create holes between floors and rooms to allow covered and concealed movement within a building.
  9. Cache resupply of ammunition, water, and medical supplies.

Following are interior pics.

Look out!

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Firing positions.

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Operating inside a building.

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Quick - set up and secure the perimeter!

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When this book is combined with the other large Complete Urban Warfare book there is nothing left out. That book covers similar, but different material, how to train for urban operations, more on firefights inside buildings, etc.

There are a lot of books listed in the SHTFblog Field Manual Store. Know that these books are printed on-demand. When combined with the cheapest shipping (media mail) your order may take a few weeks.

Lastly - tomorrow is Saturday and it’ll be a no-post day. My first since starting this blog, but I’ll be back bright and early on Sunday with more SHTF action. Over and out!

Tags: Equipment · Miscellaneous

9 responses so far ↓

  • 1 noisynick // Mar 28, 2008 at 6:23 am

    Hey Rangerman.
    I everyone ought too have 2 of those hats and I htink you kow why………………
    Have agreat day off your comments will be missed

  • 2 ryan // Mar 28, 2008 at 8:07 am

    The hat is cool. The manual looks good (think I’ve seen it) but could be like drinking water from a firehose for some people when it comes to company level ops and higher. An infantry squad and platoon manual or a ranger handbook might be better to start out with.

  • 3 GeologyJoe // Mar 28, 2008 at 8:25 am

    Maybe more seriously is too wrap your wallet in tinfoil. Because RFID tags are becoming the norm and they are easy to hack.

    stay informed.
    http://tv.boingboing.net/2008/03/19/how-to-hack-an-rfide.html

  • 4 The Urban Survivalist // Mar 28, 2008 at 9:19 am

    Tin foil hats might be silly but this is almost as bad and it’s for real. The Feds can tap into your cell phone, even when it’s turned off, and listen to your conversations through the mic. You have to take out the battery to stop them from being able to do it. Either that or just don’t carry a cell phone. Between internet monitoring and cell phone tapping they might as well be able to read our minds…

    http://www.news.com/2100-1029_3-6140191.html

  • 5 SurvivalTopics.com // Mar 28, 2008 at 9:38 am

    Yes Urban S, this is true. And very dangerous. Big brother is watching you and not with good intentions.

  • 6 EG 707 // Mar 28, 2008 at 10:35 am

    Hat-Schmat… I want that urban fighting manual! Lets face it, urban environments are where the sh1t is going down. The guys out in the boonies know enough to leave each other alone.

    BTW… Congrats on the cross-post over on Rawles’ site! How does it feel to touch the hand of god?

  • 7 Dirk Tungsten // Mar 28, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    Here’s an all encompassing DIY for all you tinfoilers out there:

    http://zapatopi.net/afdb/

    The testimonials prove it works!

  • 8 Time to Don Your Tinfoil Hat // Jul 29, 2008 at 5:00 am

    […] Holy CRAP - I’m going insane! Shhhhhhhhh . . . . *looks to the left and to the right* . . . . Big Brother is listening. Time to don your tinfoil hat. […]

  • 9 Internet and Television Broadcast Data Mining for Spies and Hurricane Ike People // Sep 15, 2008 at 7:59 pm

    […] to promote open sources of information as part of their intelligence gathering process. Your tin foil hat won’t even protect you from this one. It wasn’t exactly clear what they intend to […]

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