SHTFblog.com - are YOU ready?

First off, thanks to all the SHTF homies that have sent or left notes thanking me for posting again. It’s encouraging . . . kinda leaves me all teary eyed and shit. I particularly like the notes from SHTF homegirls saying stuff like, “Welcome back you sexy SHTF stallion. We neeeeeed you.” . . . […]

[Read more →]

I’m having trouble with these little bastards again. When we moved into our house 4 years ago I had a groundhog living under our shed. I knew I wanted a garden eventually, so it was clear his living near it would be a problem, but I was not at the stage of planting a garden, […]

[Read more →]

WARNING: to my SHTFblog PETA party peeps - skip this post!
This post is a follow-up to the all too exciting Hey Mr. Squirrel, Won’t You Be My Dinner?
That was a fun post, wasn’t it? The comment section was particularly sexy. “Friend of Animals” commented:
As someone who takes all life as being a gift from God - […]

[Read more →]

My mother has long been a bird watching fan and we always had numerous bird feeders in the back yard. The plethora of squirrels frequently annoyed her, though, because they ate all the bird seed and chased the birds away. My father was often at work, so she delegated the squirrel termination duties to me. […]

[Read more →]

The mushroom cloud goes up all over the globe in November. It’s TEOTWAWKI, Jericho style. Lousy time of year to have it happen. Grocery stores were quickly emptied and never re-filled. You neared the end of your limited food stores after Christmas, and now what? The rivers and lakes are frozen. You can’t grow veggies, and stray […]

[Read more →]

This post could also apply to anyone that lives near large, not-very-smart game.
Here it is, it arrived in the mail on Saturday, my 2008 Maine Moose Permit Application:

Moose hunting always brings mixed reactions from most people (though I suppose not with this crowd) as even many hunters don’t care much for it, saying things like, […]

[Read more →]