Bothered by repeated alien abductions, either of you or your loved ones? Using readily obtainable materials, you can easily construct one of these Thought Screen Helmets right at home. The helmet blocks out telepathic communication between aliens and humans, so the aliens cannot use mind control on you. When mind control fails, aliens will abort the abduction attempt.
It’s important to note that the helmet is not fail-safe. Alien-human hybrids can still get you, so we also recommend a good personal protection firearm for both home and car.
For details on materials and construction, you should go here.
13 responses so far ↓
1 Bunker // Aug 12, 2009 at 5:44 am
Thank you! You often write very interesting articles. You improved my mood.
2 John // Aug 12, 2009 at 6:41 am
Heres some advice, I learned this the hard way. NEVER use the cheap store brand aluminum foil for lining in your hat! ALWAYS use the extra strengh national brand!
3 Bitmap // Aug 12, 2009 at 8:13 am
Where is the tin foil in that? I guess it’s a stealth model.
4 Jimmy // Aug 12, 2009 at 9:06 am
SHE makes the hat much more interesting!!
5 FireSteel.com // Aug 12, 2009 at 1:15 pm
This is just too good! Is the alien website a spoof? I couldn’t decide…
6 Kilted Badger // Aug 12, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Laugh if you want, but I have been using one of these for years and have never had trouble from aliens. The only problem I have every had to date is getting the mind reading / control exemption permit that allows me to keep wearing it from Big brother and Uncle O…
7 Love MyDoctor // Aug 12, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Snowe is planning NO public meetings about the healthcare obamination.
Can somebody drop by here tomorrow?
Snowe is also convening a third hearing at 10 a.m. Thursday at the Richard Dyke Center for Family Business at Husson University in Bangor.
email this article to your friends
http://www.bangordailynews.com/detail/115650.html
8 Mama Squirrel // Aug 12, 2009 at 5:35 pm
lol
9 Anonymous // Aug 14, 2009 at 10:18 pm
THANKS…..MY DOG WILL LOVE IT!
10 sirlancelot // Aug 16, 2009 at 7:07 am
SHE makes the hat much more interesting!!
+1
11 Angry Mike // Aug 27, 2009 at 4:17 pm
I found a neat way to stop alien abductions years ago. Its the same way I stop burglers. DUN DUN DUNNNNN A 12 Guage Remington loaded with 00 buck!
12 Angry Mike // Aug 27, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Oh and just a random thought. If an alien can read your mind and control you through a house wall, roof, ceiling , trees and what ever else is in his way…what in the 17 fathoms of f*ck makes anyone think putting a tin foil condom over your head is going to help?
13 Bettcher // Oct 20, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Bless you for your aid.
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