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The Detroit News, April 2, 2009
Detroit - When selecting the best raccoon carcass for the special holiday roast, both the connoisseur and the curious should remember this simple guideline: Look for the paw.
“The paw is old school,” says Glemie Dean Beasley, a Detroit raccoon hunter and meat salesman. “It lets the customers know […]

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So KM sends me an e-mail after my “deer season approaches” post asking what sort of bow I use and whether or not it’s any good. KM, it seems, is an Aussie and wants to purchase a bow before the Australian government makes them start registering bows (said in sarcasm . . I hope). Rather […]

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Oh baby, can’t ya just smell it in the air? Deeeeeer season! I can’t wait!
“But Ranger Man,” you say. “Take a sedative, bro. Maine deer season doesn’t start until November 1st.”
To which I respond, “Shit, bro. I’m talkin’ ’bout ARCHERY SEASON!”
To which you respond, “Yeah, OK. Well, you’ve still got to wait until October 2nd.”
To […]

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Yo, yo, yo. It’s been a little while since I’ve given you a top ten list, sooooooo - here we go. This post is influenced by American Hunter (AH) magazine’s recent article on the top ten best hunting cartridges of all time. Here it is:

Sorry for the glare, but I didn’t feel like taking another […]

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First off, thanks to all the SHTF homies that have sent or left notes thanking me for posting again. It’s encouraging . . . kinda leaves me all teary eyed and shit. I particularly like the notes from SHTF homegirls saying stuff like, “Welcome back you sexy SHTF stallion. We neeeeeed you.” . . . […]

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I’m having trouble with these little bastards again. When we moved into our house 4 years ago I had a groundhog living under our shed. I knew I wanted a garden eventually, so it was clear his living near it would be a problem, but I was not at the stage of planting a garden, […]

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