Just when you thought home improvement projects couldn’t get any more fun, introducing the new DeWalt AR-15 nail gun.
It can drive a 6-D nail threw a 2 X 4 at 200 yards. This makes construction a real breeze. You can sit in your lawn chair, and build a fence. Just get the wife and kids, to hold the fence boards in place. You sit back, relax, and sip a frrrrrrrrosty cold beverage. When they have the board in the place, just fire away. With the hundred round magazine, you can build a fence with a minimum of reloading. Just think, after a fun day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will NEVER ask you to fix or build anything else!
- Ranger Man
BTW: Thanks to EC for the e-mail.
13 responses so far ↓
1 GeologyJoe // Jul 16, 2008 at 7:46 am
Cool. and it doubles as a home defense weapon Lethal Weapon style. “Nailed ‘Em”
2 Rushman // Jul 16, 2008 at 10:02 am
Too Funny Ranger Man! Keep up the great work!
3 Disney Dude // Jul 16, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Thats funny!
4 Solo Survivalist // Jul 16, 2008 at 6:43 pm
That thing really should be belt fed.
5 Jennersen // Jul 16, 2008 at 7:18 pm
I agree with Solo, it should be belt fed! Too funny, surprised Nanny allows it.
6 Riverwalker // Jul 16, 2008 at 10:24 pm
I’m gonna split a gut! This is too much!
RW
7 Vagabond // Jul 17, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Cool! Where can I get one!?
8 Risky1 // Jul 17, 2008 at 3:54 pm
and all those pesky stray animals will not be bothering you any more…..
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10 Craig // Jul 18, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Too cool…. I want one!
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