New DeWalt AR-15 Nail Gun on the Market

Just when you thought home improvement projects couldn’t get any more fun, introducing the new DeWalt AR-15 nail gun.


It can drive a 6-D nail threw a 2 X 4 at 200 yards. This makes construction a real breeze. You can sit in your lawn chair, and build a fence. Just get the wife and kids, to hold the fence boards in place. You sit back, relax, and sip a frrrrrrrrosty cold beverage. When they have the board in the place, just fire away. With the hundred round magazine, you can build a fence with a minimum of reloading. Just think, after a fun day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will NEVER ask you to fix or build anything else!

- Ranger Man

BTW: Thanks to EC for the e-mail.

16 comments… add one

  • GeologyJoe July 16, 2008, 7:46 am

    Cool. and it doubles as a home defense weapon Lethal Weapon style. “Nailed ‘Em”

  • Rushman July 16, 2008, 10:02 am

    Too Funny Ranger Man! Keep up the great work!

  • Disney Dude July 16, 2008, 2:30 pm

    Thats funny!

  • Solo Survivalist July 16, 2008, 6:43 pm

    That thing really should be belt fed.

  • Jennersen July 16, 2008, 7:18 pm

    I agree with Solo, it should be belt fed! Too funny, surprised Nanny allows it.

  • Riverwalker July 16, 2008, 10:24 pm

    I’m gonna split a gut! This is too much!


  • Vagabond July 17, 2008, 3:28 pm

    Cool! Where can I get one!?

  • Risky1 July 17, 2008, 3:54 pm

    and all those pesky stray animals will not be bothering you any more…..

  • Craig July 18, 2008, 8:48 pm

    Too cool…. I want one!

  • AleMaker August 3, 2008, 6:33 pm

    Hot damn! I may just volunteer to do some repair work on the christian cult across the street! Down right neighborly of me, if I do say so myself.

  • larry laurel October 23, 2008, 2:52 am

    please email me the prize of the nail gun!

  • me May 27, 2011, 6:54 pm

    where do you get this from ? IT IS AWESOME!

  • bob August 15, 2011, 2:07 pm

    I want one

  • Arthur January 1, 2015, 7:20 am

    Where can I buy one or build it. Thanks

  • Steve August 23, 2015, 5:50 pm

    Where can I buy one

  • Thomas Pizzurro October 13, 2015, 5:26 pm

    I would like to know where I could buy one and the price


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