Just when you thought home improvement projects couldn’t get any more fun, introducing the new DeWalt AR-15 nail gun.

It can drive a 6-D nail threw a 2 X 4 at 200 yards. This makes construction a real breeze. You can sit in your lawn chair, and build a fence. Just get the wife and kids, to hold the fence boards in place. You sit back, relax, and sip a frrrrrrrrosty cold beverage. When they have the board in the place, just fire away. With the hundred round magazine, you can build a fence with a minimum of reloading. Just think, after a fun day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will NEVER ask you to fix or build anything else!
- Ranger Man
BTW: Thanks to EC for the e-mail.


















Cool. and it doubles as a home defense weapon Lethal Weapon style. “Nailed ‘Em”
Too Funny Ranger Man! Keep up the great work!
Thats funny!
That thing really should be belt fed.
I agree with Solo, it should be belt fed! Too funny, surprised Nanny allows it.
I’m gonna split a gut! This is too much!
RW
Cool! Where can I get one!?
and all those pesky stray animals will not be bothering you any more…..
Too cool…. I want one!
Hot damn! I may just volunteer to do some repair work on the christian cult across the street! Down right neighborly of me, if I do say so myself.
please email me the prize of the nail gun!
where do you get this from ? IT IS AWESOME!
I want one