Just when you thought home improvement projects couldn’t get any more fun, introducing the new DeWalt AR-15 nail gun.
It can drive a 6-D nail threw a 2 X 4 at 200 yards. This makes construction a real breeze. You can sit in your lawn chair, and build a fence. Just get the wife and kids, to hold the fence boards in place. You sit back, relax, and sip a frrrrrrrrosty cold beverage. When they have the board in the place, just fire away. With the hundred round magazine, you can build a fence with a minimum of reloading. Just think, after a fun day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will NEVER ask you to fix or build anything else!
– Ranger Man
BTW: Thanks to EC for the e-mail.