New DeWalt AR-15 Nail Gun on the Market

by Ranger Man on July 16, 2008

Just when you thought home improvement projects couldn’t get any more fun, introducing the new DeWalt AR-15 nail gun.


It can drive a 6-D nail threw a 2 X 4 at 200 yards. This makes construction a real breeze. You can sit in your lawn chair, and build a fence. Just get the wife and kids, to hold the fence boards in place. You sit back, relax, and sip a frrrrrrrrosty cold beverage. When they have the board in the place, just fire away. With the hundred round magazine, you can build a fence with a minimum of reloading. Just think, after a fun day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will NEVER ask you to fix or build anything else!

- Ranger Man

BTW: Thanks to EC for the e-mail.

GeologyJoe July 16, 2008

Cool. and it doubles as a home defense weapon Lethal Weapon style. “Nailed ‘Em”

Rushman July 16, 2008

Too Funny Ranger Man! Keep up the great work!

Disney Dude July 16, 2008

Thats funny!

Solo Survivalist July 16, 2008

That thing really should be belt fed.

Jennersen July 16, 2008

I agree with Solo, it should be belt fed! Too funny, surprised Nanny allows it.

Riverwalker July 16, 2008

I’m gonna split a gut! This is too much!


Vagabond July 17, 2008

Cool! Where can I get one!?

Risky1 July 17, 2008

and all those pesky stray animals will not be bothering you any more…..

Craig July 18, 2008

Too cool…. I want one!

AleMaker August 3, 2008

Hot damn! I may just volunteer to do some repair work on the christian cult across the street! Down right neighborly of me, if I do say so myself.

larry laurel October 23, 2008

please email me the prize of the nail gun!

me May 27, 2011

where do you get this from ? IT IS AWESOME!

bob August 15, 2011

I want one

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