Caption this Action
This is the deal: submit your caption in the comments section before 9pm on Sunday (East Coast Time). Sunday evening (at some point after 9pm) I’ll take what I think are the best suggestions and post a new, 24-hour poll so people can vote for their favorite.
What do you win?
TWENTY-FIVE CENTS!
Woo-hoo!
Scope the year, though
It’s SILVER!
Yeah, it was worth $2.97 yesterday (check it).
*shrug*
No hoity toity course certificates to Front Sight here.
This is a ghetto blog!
But hey, less competition and you just gotta write one line.
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Thanks to some SHTF homie for tossing me a bone (a.k.a. “link”) to some Counter Strike forum . . . in Denmark. The visitors landed and immediately left. I suspect because they couldn’t read it . . . . or maybe they read one post and said, “this sucks.” Either way, thanks!
And to my SHTF homebody in da hood, kickin it TEOTWAWKI-style, dropping me a link at AR15.com. You know who you are. Word up.
- Ranger Man
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What about the size of your rocket?
Caption: US Lady – Swedish Steel, The best of two continents.
(You do of course know that the AT4 is Swedish.)
Now that I’ve shown you mine…..
Now who said Sarah Conners could kick my ass?
( my chances of winning this quarter are better than getting a $600 refund check, so here goes )
“feminists planning offensive”
Aaarmy Training Sir!!!!
Blondes really do have more fun.
“You want to take me home? I have all the man I need right here!”
Hell hath no Fury like a women scorned……..in other words keep your rocket in your pocket boys!
Who said I am PMSing!!!!!!!
Introducing the new, military, field issue, BATTLE TAMPON
I chipped a nail now someone has to pay!
It’s dinner AND a movie, right?
Oooo—feels so good!!
“awww what do you mean it’s not loaded? I bet you shoot blanks! Pussy.”
You want a piece of this?
Who was the redhead I seen you with?
Your gonna pay now.
Zobies beware, we got Starbuck on our side and she’s frackin’ PMSing.
You want to put your WHAT, WHERE?
Lets try again..*I* get the house, the cars and the savings, *you* get five minutes to pack
“What? You mean don’t push THIS little red button?”
This ain’t no pink .22,but it matches my accessories.
Leave it to a blonde! When she touches this off, the wall behind her will either blow through or deflect the back-blast back onto her pink cheeks on its way to incenerating the photographer and other admirers. Then, as they are toasting nicely, the rocket will either penetrate the opposite wall and explode somewhere close OR not penetrate and merely turn itself into enough shrapnel for everyone to enjoy. The new army – you just gotta love it.
You want to buy me a drink, don’t you?
Thanks for the link! Next time I send you a message about something cool I will not post it on my blog first.
Ryan
Sure. Uh huh. You know what you can do with this, don’tcha?
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE…
I TOLD YOU I’VE GOT A HEADACHE,MY FRIEND!!
HOW’S THAT
Serenity now! Serenity now!
SIZE DOES MATTER
You can get a line across flipping somebody off, but if you do it like this, you’ll get a lot better results.
When speaking softly and carrying a big stick doesn’t cut it anymore …
If looks can’t kill …
Imus called me a WHAT?
Mr. Bin-laden, I’m with the US daily… can I take your picture?
How do you like me so far?
Of course it’s loaded!
“Blow this, beeyatch”
“Are you SURE you want to park your car there?”
or
“You really shouldn’t have parked your car there.”
You can be honest… Do these pants make me look fat?
“I SWEAR! If I hear ONE MORE blonde joke…!”
No, it does NOT run on batteries….
gonna take a sperm sample from who??
Yes, as a matter of fact I do have PMS!
SO WHAT!!
Hey Mr. Mortimer – ‘member that zero you gave me in gym class . . . ?