Caption this Action

This is the deal: submit your caption in the comments section before 9pm on Sunday (East Coast Time). Sunday evening (at some point after 9pm) I’ll take what I think are the best suggestions and post a new, 24-hour poll so people can vote for their favorite.
What do you win?
TWENTY-FIVE CENTS!
Woo-hoo!
Scope the year, though
It’s SILVER!
Yeah, it was worth $2.97 yesterday (check it).
*shrug*
No hoity toity course certificates to Front Sight here.
This is a ghetto blog!
But hey, less competition and you just gotta write one line.
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Thanks to some SHTF homie for tossing me a bone (a.k.a. “link”) to some Counter Strike forum . . . in Denmark. The visitors landed and immediately left. I suspect because they couldn’t read it . . . . or maybe they read one post and said, “this sucks.” Either way, thanks!
And to my SHTF homebody in da hood, kickin it TEOTWAWKI-style, dropping me a link at AR15.com. You know who you are. Word up.
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Lastly . . . I ask people to toss me a bone every now and then, a link somewhere, tell your homie, or go on a mad shopping spree at Amazon, etc. Now I shall toss some bones. In no particular order:
http://thesurvivalistblog.blogspot.com/ http://tslrf.blogspot.com/ http://kaiservontexas.blogspot.com/
Sorry if there’s anyone I missed. Catch ya on da flip side!
- Ranger Man





43 responses so far ↓
1 Michael Hawkins // Jan 26, 2008 at 5:34 am
What about the size of your rocket?
2 sprithitler // Jan 26, 2008 at 5:35 am
Caption: US Lady - Swedish Steel, The best of two continents.
(You do of course know that the AT4 is Swedish.)
3 Stephen // Jan 26, 2008 at 8:54 am
Now that I’ve shown you mine…..
4 ALPHIE OMEGA // Jan 26, 2008 at 9:13 am
Now who said Sarah Conners could kick my ass?
5 James M Dakin // Jan 26, 2008 at 9:19 am
( my chances of winning this quarter are better than getting a $600 refund check, so here goes )
“feminists planning offensive”
6 Marine 83 // Jan 26, 2008 at 9:28 am
Aaarmy Training Sir!!!!
7 Jared // Jan 26, 2008 at 9:33 am
Blondes really do have more fun.
8 worrbaron // Jan 26, 2008 at 10:20 am
“You want to take me home? I have all the man I need right here!”
9 Rushman // Jan 26, 2008 at 10:21 am
Hell hath no Fury like a women scorned……..in other words keep your rocket in your pocket boys!
10 Rushman // Jan 26, 2008 at 10:22 am
Who said I am PMSing!!!!!!!
11 Rusty N/FL // Jan 26, 2008 at 10:22 am
Introducing the new, military, field issue, BATTLE TAMPON
12 Rushman // Jan 26, 2008 at 10:23 am
I chipped a nail now someone has to pay!
13 Bill // Jan 26, 2008 at 10:29 am
It’s dinner AND a movie, right?
14 A.J. // Jan 26, 2008 at 10:53 am
Oooo—feels so good!!
15 Bard Monohan // Jan 26, 2008 at 10:54 am
“awww what do you mean it’s not loaded? I bet you shoot blanks! Pussy.”
16 A.J. // Jan 26, 2008 at 11:02 am
You want a piece of this?
17 ICEMAN // Jan 26, 2008 at 11:04 am
Who was the redhead I seen you with?
18 Sweatn // Jan 26, 2008 at 11:49 am
Your gonna pay now.
19 Tork // Jan 26, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Zobies beware, we got Starbuck on our side and she’s frackin’ PMSing.
20 knight_308 // Jan 26, 2008 at 12:30 pm
You want to put your WHAT, WHERE?
21 rebel // Jan 26, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Lets try again..*I* get the house, the cars and the savings, *you* get five minutes to pack
22 DJ // Jan 26, 2008 at 1:00 pm
“What? You mean don’t push THIS little red button?”
23 Been around // Jan 26, 2008 at 1:04 pm
This ain’t no pink .22,but it matches my accessories.
24 R. Stephen Dorsey // Jan 26, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Leave it to a blonde! When she touches this off, the wall behind her will either blow through or deflect the back-blast back onto her pink cheeks on its way to incenerating the photographer and other admirers. Then, as they are toasting nicely, the rocket will either penetrate the opposite wall and explode somewhere close OR not penetrate and merely turn itself into enough shrapnel for everyone to enjoy. The new army - you just gotta love it.
25 ryan // Jan 26, 2008 at 7:41 pm
You want to buy me a drink, don’t you?
Thanks for the link! Next time I send you a message about something cool I will not post it on my blog first.
Ryan
26 WVtreehanger // Jan 26, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Sure. Uh huh. You know what you can do with this, don’tcha?
27 Ian // Jan 26, 2008 at 8:34 pm
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE…
28 tjbbpgob // Jan 26, 2008 at 10:45 pm
I TOLD YOU I’VE GOT A HEADACHE,MY FRIEND!!
HOW’S THAT
29 John Henry // Jan 27, 2008 at 12:04 am
Serenity now! Serenity now!
30 phil // Jan 27, 2008 at 12:30 am
SIZE DOES MATTER
31 Michael Hawkins // Jan 27, 2008 at 6:51 am
You can get a line across flipping somebody off, but if you do it like this, you’ll get a lot better results.
When speaking softly and carrying a big stick doesn’t cut it anymore …
If looks can’t kill …
32 Fern // Jan 27, 2008 at 9:41 am
Imus called me a WHAT?
33 darkwing // Jan 27, 2008 at 9:44 am
Mr. Bin-laden, I’m with the US daily… can I take your picture?
34 Sweatn // Jan 27, 2008 at 12:14 pm
How do you like me so far?
35 Sweatn // Jan 27, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Of course it’s loaded!
36 zebra // Jan 27, 2008 at 2:13 pm
“Blow this, beeyatch”
37 ZenEngineer // Jan 27, 2008 at 4:10 pm
“Are you SURE you want to park your car there?”
or
“You really shouldn’t have parked your car there.”
38 Bill // Jan 27, 2008 at 4:27 pm
You can be honest… Do these pants make me look fat?
39 john // Jan 27, 2008 at 7:35 pm
“I SWEAR! If I hear ONE MORE blonde joke…!”
40 Anonymous // Jan 27, 2008 at 7:54 pm
No, it does NOT run on batteries….
41 mark // Jan 29, 2008 at 4:58 pm
gonna take a sperm sample from who??
42 Selous Scout // Jan 29, 2008 at 10:47 pm
Yes, as a matter of fact I do have PMS!
SO WHAT!!
43 J.R. // Jan 31, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Hey Mr. Mortimer - ‘member that zero you gave me in gym class . . . ?
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