Survival Camouflage as SHTF Fashion is Survival Sexy

Survivalism is surging in popularity. Blame global warming, peak oil, population growth, the economy or just widespread lunacy, but it’s happening. The wealthy are into it, too. Tom Cruise built a hoity toity bunker, John Malone has a SHTF retreat and camouflage is all the fashion rage.

Do I actually know much about fashion? No, but people tell me cry baby Paris Hilton knows a lot about fashion.

Beyonce is even into camo.


Hey Jay-Z, tie your boots up, man. You’re gonna trip yourself. Is the sun bright at that basketball game?

Sorry, I digress.

The era of camouflage clothing being associated with BDU clothing on soldiers and sketchy guys (or for hunters) is LONG over. Camouflage clothing is much more than that now.

Enter the era of the camo-babe!

That I like!

Female camouflage fashion can be had in many ways.

Of course, camouflage fashion isn’t a female only thing. It also applies to men.

…… well that pic was boring. Back to the ladies!

The more original woman can even assemble camo fashion from clothes that aren’t even camo. Just pick camo-themed colors and shazam!

Put some meat on your bones, girl. You’re not gonna survive SHTF without a little weight on ya …. or maybe you’re used to eating nothing so you’ll do just fine …..

Sorry, I digress again. You can even have a camouflage themed wedding. Why not? Bristol Palin wants one.

Camoformal.com built a business around camouflage themed weddings.

But do you know what’s better than a camouflage dress? A camouflage bikini.

……. I should end the post now.

- Ranger Man

  • Chinasyndrome September 25, 2010, 8:48 am

    Love the camo.

    China
    III

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  • Bubblehead Les September 26, 2010, 12:10 am

    Too bad the trend for kids on my Campus is Plaid this season. Only people wearing Camo are the Rednecks and the Military Vets. But it does help to separate the Sheeple from the Sheep Dogs….

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    • No ME Preppy September 26, 2010, 8:41 am

      There are exceptions to the rule in both of those camps. Not to mention wolves as well. There’s a dressvode for the students where I work. The only camo you’ll see is on the military prep students. And of course the military recruiters as well.

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  • Hokie Magnum September 26, 2010, 8:18 am

    Just when I thought I couldn’t *heart* this blog any more….

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  • Wendy September 27, 2010, 11:59 pm

    Oh, good grief! When I was in the military we lived for time off so that we could change “out” of our BDUs … of course, if I’d had that bikini I might have made an exception to the rule ;).

    And some one should tell Beyonce that camo and those shoes really don’t go together. She should have gone with a high heeled, ankle boot or something ;).

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  • mike from the uk September 28, 2010, 3:23 pm

    Hey, now I know my drill sergeant was a bit weird… the last pic… thats what he made me wear….
    I knew it wasn’t standard Army issue…
    I feel so violated I could cry…
    still for a guy I look fab in a mankini!!!

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