Ever read a story that was so incredible you just had to pass it on?
I humbly submit to you this story. It’s the saga of a burglar (31) who was shot by his victim (90) during a home invasion in the great state of California.
Here’s the short version with a healthy dose of Jarhead’s special style of reporting:
So this dumbass breaks into an old guy’s house and starts to rob him at gunpoint. Then the old guy asks if he can use the bathroom. The criminal says, “Sure!” And guess what? The old dude was a gunslinger and had a couple of guns hidden in the can. He comes out practicing good gun control and plugs the bad guy a couple of times. The bad guy shoots back and gets the old guy in the face. They wrestle and eventually the criminal runs away.
Apparently the burglar felt this was way too much violence and is suing the old guy for:
Now, Cutrufelli (aka The Dumbass), 31, is suing Leone for causing him “great bodily injury, and other financial damage, including loss of Mr. Cutrufelli’s home, and also the dissolution of Mr. Cutrufelli’s marriage,” according to SourceNewspapers.com.
Defies the imagination doesn’t it? I mean c’mon, you break into someone’s house and get what you got coming and now you’re gonna whine about it and start a lawsuit?
My only question is whether Mrs. Cutrufelli is divorcing him because he’s a thief or because he’s a pathetic loser and got his ass kicked by a 90 year old man. I guess it doesn’t matter either way.
Obviously there’s a lawyer out there looking to make a quick buck. (Are there any lawyers who read this blog? Let me know.) Here’s a quick lawyer joke for you: “Man, it was so cold last winter I saw a lawyer and he had his hands in his own pockets.”
Seriously, what’s your opinion on this, folks? Should we as a country give this moron the ability to go after Leone for damages for something that was blatantly the moron’s fault? Ultimately something like this is bound to waste taxpayer money and I’ll be damned if I give the thumbs for a lawsuit like this.
Sound off below!